Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Lessons learned in Merritt

There were many lessons to be learned at the Merritt Mountain Music Festival. Several will be listed here.

1. Men should never wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts...Ever.
2. Always have your camera ready cause you never know what you might see.
3. Faith Hill is a lucky woman.
4. Never set your lawn chair next to the aisle during a Tim McGraw concert.
5. If you ever get a boob job always wear a bra.
6. The best parties are in the VIP campground with the security staff.
7. Sleep is not overrated.
8. Never camp next to the jerk with the loud generator.
9. If you're going to play rock and roll music in your campsite make sure you're speakers are bigger than the jerk with the loud generator.
10. Never camp in between the jerk with the loud generator and big speakers and the people playing rock and roll music.
11. Never go to the beer gardens on Friday and Saturday night unless you are already drunk.
12. Always get to the truck stop to shower early in the morning.

These and many other lessons will be further explained in further blogs.
Yvonne feel free to add any lessons I've left out.

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